cupcakes!
announcing...the CUPCAKE CLUB...
By popular request, Happy Housewife is introducing three options for people that just can't get enough cupcakes. (and who can, really?)

The Cupcake Club, in either the Cupcake, Small Slice, or Whole Cake edition, lets you get good mail every month, introduces new and exclusive scents to members, and keeps you in cupcakes for six months at a time. In addition, there's a members-only newsletter with contests and games and prizes, and even the occasional sale or two.

Sign-ups begin on September 1, 2008. And while the basic Cupcake level is open to join every so often, the Slice and Cake levels are limited, so get in early while the gettin' is good.

Here's what you get with each of the three obsession...collector levels:

HHCC - Cupcake Level

In this club level, every month for six months, you'll get five cupcakes in the mail. One of them will the the month's exclusive club scent, and the other four are the staff picks for the best of the month's offerings. You'd also get our monthly newsletter, and have the ability to buy more of the exclusive club scent that month, a full year before the public has access to it.

It's like having your own little sniffie-party, right in your mailbox every month.

BENEFITS:
(for the list-lovers)

  • Monthly mailings, put together the last week of every month, so your month starts off with a sniffie bang.
  • Five total cupcakes including the club exclusive scent.
  • Monthly newsletter so you know about all the new stuff before anyone else.
  • Exclusive sales and contests for club members.
  • Eligibility to buy the club-only scent a year before the rest of the world.
  • One low cost ($60 USD), which is like getting all your shipping for all six months for free.

SIGN ME UP!
US and CANADA only

SIGN ME UP!
outside of US/CANADA

HHCC - Small Slice Level

Just like the Cupcake level, five cupcakes will arrive in your mailbox every month, along with the newsletter and the exclusive access to the new scents and such. The difference is that in addition to the five top scents o' the month, you'll get a full bottle of the club-exclusive each month!

Then you can slather away, without worrying you'll run out before you can reorder. :)

This level is limited to the first 100 sign-ups, in order to keep your service personal, and to keep the housewife from melting into a little puddle of goo. Once that first hundred are gone, you can request to be on the mailing list to find out when the next round opens for sign-ups.

BENEFITS:
(left-braincandy)

  • All the benefits of the Cupcake Level.
  • Five total cupcakes PLUS a FULL BOTTLE of the club exclusive scent.
  • Goodies and extras included in your monthly envelopes.
  • One 10% off coupon, valid for the whole 6 months of your membership, for when you really need to order bottles.
  • One price, ($120 USD), which is like getting all your shipping for all six months for free.

I WANT! I WANT!
US only

I WANT! I WANT!
CANADA only

I WANT! I WANT!
OUTSIDE of the US/CANADA

HHCC - Whole Cake Level

Okay, all you hardcore 'cakers....this one? This level's totally for you.

At this level, you'll get a monthly mailing of one of everything we do for the month, in cupcake form, even for those limited editions that are un-cake-able. You'll still get the cupcake of the club-exclusive scent, as well, and you're still eligible for all the benefits and fun of the other levels, as well.

This level, out of necessity, works a little different from the others. At the end of each month, when we know how many scents we've created for that month, we'll send you an invoice for that month's total.

Because of the time it takes to invoice everyone, we're limiting this level to just 20 sign-ups. After this level is closed, we'll be taking names for a waiting list, in case we decide at a later date to open up more spots, too.

THE BULLET POINTS:
(because you know you want 'em.)

  • all the fun stuff from the other two - newsletter, contests, etc.
  • One cupcake of everything we've made for the past month.
  • Includes the limited edition scents, even the uncakeable ones.
  • Price varies per month, and will be invoiced on or around the 30th.
  • All cupcakes billed at a discount of almost 15% off the price to the public

GIMME GIMME GIMME!
ANYWHERE
(our international members will be charged actual shipping, but it shouldn't be much beyond the $2, since these are cupcakes.)


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